Had a bizarre experience today, I passed an old lady with her carer and she said “Hello” and I said hello back. She then said loudly,
“You are a very sexy man …and so very tall!”
Her carer was mortified and tried to walk on quickly, I could hear her repeating,
“But he is a sexy man and he is very tall!”
It was like Benny Hill in the Italian job talking about “Big girls… really, really big girls!”
I was trying to remember the last time someone called me a very sexy man, it must have been a very long time ago. Then I remembered, no-one has ever said those words to me before.
Although, I have been called tall before. I remember someone on the Reso saying to me,
“You think you are dead tall don’t you!”
Then he hit me.
What a strange world it would be if nobody had any speech inhibitions and said what they though!